The Don'ts

Don't:

1) ... buy fashion magazines as they will make you want to shop for clothes.
2) ... flip the cook books. They will make you hungry.
3) ... stare at 'soft porn' mags. They will make you crave for sex.
4) ... read beautiful love experiences as they will make the singles cry.
5) ... go through travel zines. They make dirt-broke people like me whine. *sigh*