dimanche, avril 11, 2004


Of the guys...

The only woman who knows where her husband is every night is a widow.

Men are like microwave meals: They're both finished in 30 seconds.

No man is worth your tears and when you find the man who is, he'll never make you cry.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

If you can send a man to the moon, why can't you send all of them?

Men are like parking spaces: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are either too small or disabled.

Men are like photocopiers: You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Is a woman had to choose, she's favor beauty over brains because she knows most men can see better than they can think.

Men are like adverts: You can't believe a word they say.

If you want to get rid of a man in a hurry, tell him you want to marry him and have his babies.

Men are dumb they think they can help their team win by shouting at the television. (Har har har!!!)

Men are like animals: Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they can make great pets.

A woman of 35 thinks about having childrean. A man of 35 thinks of dating them.

Sleeping with a man is like a soap opera. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished till next time.

Men will cook if danger is involved. That's why they like to barbecue.

Never try to teach a man how to do anything in public. He can learn in private- in public he has to know.

Men are like holidays- they never seem to last long enough.

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.

A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

A man with half a brain is...gifted.

Men want to marry virgins because they can't stand criticism.

Wise man never say what they think about women.

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